Dear foreign friend,

I'm writing this letter to explain you why Mr Berlusconi is the Prime Minister of Italy and to apologize for this.
First of all I'm sorry if you'll find mistakes in the letter but Letizia Moratti (Minister fot the Instruction from 2001 to 2006) cut funds to public schools to divide them with private one.

Italians voted and elected Mr Berlusconi for the third time because they are too busy on their own affairs that can't understand what's common good. So Mr Berlusconi is a perfect example of "self-made man" with the help of secret (illegal) association, people involved in mafia and other men not completely "clean", but his success in affairs and the image he has created of himself are enough to make Italians trust him.
I want to apologize also because you didn't played a role in electing Mr Berlusconi but you'll have to stand him, probably, for the next 5 years in international meeting.

Please, close your eyes and forgive him when he will shoot down journalists, make stupid photos and tell silly stories. Don't care if he will appreciate a woman as a high teenage does (e "high" vuol dire su di giri!).

I hope you'll have fun anyway.

Sincerely yours, Frou